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Halloween Jokes



Q: Why dentist don’t need a Halloween costume?
A: They are scary enough without one.

Q: When does the werewolf know he needs to go to the dentist?
A: When he howls at an ice cream spoon.

Q: What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A: Ultra-Bite

Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear

Q: What does the tooth fairy give sharks when they lose teeth?
A: Sand dollars

Q: What do dentists use to fix a dragon’s teeth?
A: Fire drills

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: What do mice use to floss their teeth?
A: String cheese

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist!

Q: What did the ghost say when he found out he had cavities?
A: Boo Hoo

Q: Why does a vampire brush his teeth three times a day?
A: To prevent bat breath!

Q: What did the dentist say at the end of the mummy’s dental appointment?
A: Let’s wrap this up.

Q: How are vampires like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night!

Q: Why did the witch drive to her dentist appointment?
A: Her broom was in the shop.

Q: What tool does a vampire dentist use to pull teeth?
A: “Vampliers”

Q: What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?
A: The dentist!

Q: What time was the vampire’s dentist appointment?
A: Tooth-hurty!

Q: What did the vampire say after he visited the dentist?
A: Fangs very much!

Q: Why was the witch late for her dentist appointment?
A: She had broom trouble.

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath

Q: What dinosaur has the healthiest teeth and gums?
A: A Flosso-raptor

Q: Why are trick-or-treaters like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night!

Q: What do you call a tooth that keeps having run-ins with the law?
A: Crooked!

Q: What’s a dentist’s favourite day of the week?
A: Toothsday!

Q: Why was the mummy’s head wrapped?
A: He had a toothache!

Q: Why was the skeleton smiling so much?
A: He just got His teeth cleaned!

Q: What did the dentist tell the Jedi?
A: May the floss be with you!

Q: Why did the VAMPIRE get hired as a dentist?
A: He was very CAPE-able!

Q: What is a WITCH’S favourite school subject?
A: Spell-ing!

Q: How did the GHOST unlock his front door?
A: He used his SPOO – Key!

Halloween can be a frightening time for your smile because of all the sugary candies and treats, so it’s important to take great care of your teeth and gums. You can have a smile-healthy Halloween smile by brushing your teeth twice a day, flossing once a day, and rinsing your mouth daily.

You should always avoid eating sticky, hard, and gooey treats and visit our office regularly to keep your smile healthy and bright. 

For more information and details about how to keep your smile in tip-top shape this Halloween, please feel free to contact our office today or call (616) 361-7317. We are more than happy to help you! #NYLAANDENTAL

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